Got Jokes?

[AmberLee]

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 

Because they're good at it. 

[tjbmoreno]

Three SAP Concur admins walk into a bar . . . 

[AmberLee]

That was a fun night. 

[tjbmoreno]

Yes it was . . . one we’ll have to repeat!

[AmberLee]

Your jokes aren’t even real jokes! Come on @RichardG I bet they have awesome jokes in Australia!

[RichardG]

Well if I must....
Why did the Wombat cross the road? To see its flat mate.
I promise no wombats were hurt in the production of that joke!

[tjbmoreno]

I like the Aussie spin on that joke! Better than the American chicken version!

[AmberLee]

I told my daughter I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. 

She said, "How did you know he was on his way to work?"

[AmberLee]

If having low self-esteem and low confidence was an Olympic sport...

I'd probably get bronze.

[tjbmoreno]

No kudos for that comment Amber! Perk up!

[AmberLee]

It's kinda funny...

[tjbmoreno]

Nope. You’re too insightful, funny, smart, friendly, outgoing, driven, creative, etc., etc., etc., to have low self-esteem.

[tjbmoreno]

Just realized how sad it is that we are spending our Friday night in the Community.

[RichardG]

Even sadder @tjbmoreno - my Saturday morning!

[RichardG]

Sure - when in Texas I only shave with Rise Up Lights!

[RichardG]

Why did the Australian SAPConcur Administrator hire a marsupial? Because they were koala-fied....Vegas here I come!

[tjbmoreno]

Wow! That’s bad. I think it may be time to stop now.

[RichardG]

I agree @tjbmoreno I'm not giving up my day job!