Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're good at it.
Three SAP Concur admins walk into a bar . . .
That was a fun night.
I told my daughter I saw a moose on the way to work this morning.
She said, "How did you know he was on his way to work?"
If having low self-esteem and low confidence was an Olympic sport...
I'd probably get bronze.