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AmberLee
Routine Member - Level 3

Got Jokes?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 

Because they're good at it. 


ค๓๒єг ɭєє - ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴɴᴏɪssᴇᴜʀ
(っ◔◡◔)っ  ☆ Fort Worth, Texas ☆
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tjbmoreno
Routine Member - Level 2

Three SAP Concur admins walk into a bar . . . 

 

Terri Moreno
Looking for new opportunities!
Anaren, Inc. - Travel Manager - Syracuse, NY
AmberLee
Routine Member - Level 3

That was a fun night. 

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ค๓๒єг ɭєє - ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴɴᴏɪssᴇᴜʀ
(っ◔◡◔)っ  ☆ Fort Worth, Texas ☆
tjbmoreno
Routine Member - Level 2

Yes it was . . . one we’ll have to repeat!
Terri Moreno
Looking for new opportunities!
Anaren, Inc. - Travel Manager - Syracuse, NY
AmberLee
Routine Member - Level 3

Your jokes aren’t even real jokes! Come on @RichardG I bet they have awesome jokes in Australia!

ค๓๒єг ɭєє - ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴɴᴏɪssᴇᴜʀ
(っ◔◡◔)っ  ☆ Fort Worth, Texas ☆
RichardG
Routine Member - Level 3

Well if I must....
Why did the Wombat cross the road? To see its flat mate.
I promise no wombats were hurt in the production of that joke!
Richard Grigg
Assistant Director, Business Services
Australian Bureau of Statistics
tjbmoreno
Routine Member - Level 2

I like the Aussie spin on that joke! Better than the American chicken version!
Terri Moreno
Looking for new opportunities!
Anaren, Inc. - Travel Manager - Syracuse, NY
AmberLee
Routine Member - Level 3

I told my daughter I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. 

She said, "How did you know he was on his way to work?"

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ค๓๒єг ɭєє - ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴɴᴏɪssᴇᴜʀ
(っ◔◡◔)っ  ☆ Fort Worth, Texas ☆
AmberLee
Routine Member - Level 3

If having low self-esteem and low confidence was an Olympic sport...

 

I'd probably get bronze.


ค๓๒єг ɭєє - ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴɴᴏɪssᴇᴜʀ
(っ◔◡◔)っ  ☆ Fort Worth, Texas ☆
tjbmoreno
Routine Member - Level 2

No kudos for that comment Amber! Perk up!
Terri Moreno
Looking for new opportunities!
Anaren, Inc. - Travel Manager - Syracuse, NY
AmberLee
Routine Member - Level 3

It's kinda funny...

ค๓๒єг ɭєє - ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴɴᴏɪssᴇᴜʀ
(っ◔◡◔)っ  ☆ Fort Worth, Texas ☆
tjbmoreno
Routine Member - Level 2

Nope. You’re too insightful, funny, smart, friendly, outgoing, driven, creative, etc., etc., etc., to have low self-esteem.
Terri Moreno
Looking for new opportunities!
Anaren, Inc. - Travel Manager - Syracuse, NY
tjbmoreno
Routine Member - Level 2

Just realized how sad it is that we are spending our Friday night in the Community.
Terri Moreno
Looking for new opportunities!
Anaren, Inc. - Travel Manager - Syracuse, NY
RichardG
Routine Member - Level 3

Even sadder @tjbmoreno - my Saturday morning!
Richard Grigg
Assistant Director, Business Services
Australian Bureau of Statistics
RichardG
Routine Member - Level 3

Sure - when in Texas I only shave with Rise Up Lights!
Richard Grigg
Assistant Director, Business Services
Australian Bureau of Statistics
RichardG
Routine Member - Level 3

Why did the Australian SAPConcur Administrator hire a marsupial? Because they were koala-fied....Vegas here I come!
Richard Grigg
Assistant Director, Business Services
Australian Bureau of Statistics
tjbmoreno
Routine Member - Level 2

Wow! That’s bad. I think it may be time to stop now.
Terri Moreno
Looking for new opportunities!
Anaren, Inc. - Travel Manager - Syracuse, NY
RichardG
Routine Member - Level 3

I agree @tjbmoreno I'm not giving up my day job!
Richard Grigg
Assistant Director, Business Services
Australian Bureau of Statistics